Ladies, Gentlemen and Patriots,
Guruji has arrived on the dais to converse with you all. Do get started with your questions.[Q] Rohini asks - Guruji, if a society that suffered from racial abuse for a very long time unleash racial attack on other equally suffering people, what does it indicate ?
[A] Guruji - Dear Rohini, it just proves that anthropologists classified us homo sapiens too early, we are not there yet in the journey of evolution.[Q] Judy asks - Guruji, in my faith, they tell us that we should not do artificial birth control as it is against the will of god. Are they right?
[A] Guruji - Dear Judy, uncontrolled production of anything is against all laws of nature and will create imbalances socially, economically, environmentally, mentally. God cannot change that as he does not exist in a form capable of doing so. Also, there is no such thing as natural birth control possible for us humans because no human birth is natural, it’s all artificial - man made.
[Q] Ram asks - Guruji, Capitalism or Socialism. Which is good ?
[A] Guruji - Son, both are equally good.
[Q] Ram asks - But Guruji, how can two opposite social theories be correct at the same time ?
[A] Guruji - Son, Capitalism is good for the capitalists, socialism is good for socialists and both are equally good for socialites.
[Q] Ram asks - Guruji, my question was, which is good for the society in general?
[A] Guruji - Son, they are a transnational financial corporation. So Guruji reckon they are on the capitalist side.
[Q] Ram asks - Guruji, you are evading from answering me. Out of those two, which is good for you and me is my question.
[A] Guruji - You and me are irrelevant here my son, we just have to slog, procreate, again slog and die like street cats.
[Q] Raj asks - Guruji, I would like to change my lifestyle and start leading a life that is more closer to nature. Where should I start ?
[A] Guruji - Son, this indeed is a good move by you, to live a life more closer to nature and thus more meaningful. We rishis have been living natural life for thousands of years. As a first step, stop shaving, brushing and taking bath, you will start looking(and smelling) more natural.
[Q] Vikramjit asks - Guruji, In spite of being nation of a billion people, why we don't excel in sports much ?
[A] Guruji - Son, the reason is our malnutrition.
[Q] Vikramjit asks - Guruji, are you saying that our youngsters are more malnourished than those coming from sub-saharan Africa?
[A] Guruji - No my son, he is only saying that you have a sports ministry that is malnourished.
Ok children, time for Guruji to depart as he has to go miles before he find a garbage bin in his town to jump into and reincarnate as a street cat. He will meet you same time next month, unless of course he got arrested for being an anti national street cat by then.