Ladies, Gentlemen and Disciples,
Guruji is here now with you, at your service, as his car is at service.
[Q] Fazil asks from Fazilka - Your holiness, whenever a natural calamity or human made disaster happen, news reports always assess the casualties in terms of how many innocent women and children were affected. Never how many innocent men were injured or succumbed. I know children are innocent. But should they differentiate between men and women when comes to innocence?
[A] Guruji - Son, innocence is a common trait. The differentiation is because of the way an individual comes to possess this quality. It is different for men and women. Women are innocent innately, circumstances turn them into monsters that they are not, such as the sight of an apparel shop. Men on the other hand are born crooks, circumstances make them act innocent. Circumstances could be a love affair or a wedlock. This difference also answers why there are more men than women in jails and stock markets across the world.
[Q] Biplab asks from Kolkata - Guruji, I’m an atheist and I think religions are the biggest blockades in the progress of we humans. They killed more people than world wars or epidemics in the past. Do we need religions ? Won’t this world be a better place without religions?
[A] Guruji - Son, by choosing to be an atheist, you have taken a wrong and evil path in life. You must change and lead a god-fearing and faithful life. The almighty has created this world and it is he who decided to have religions. We mere mortals should not question it. Now if you still insist in doing so, Guruji would like to ask you a question back - whether your faltu-forefathers will get us holidays if we abolish religions.
[Q] Anonymous asks - Your Holiness, I’m the captain of a national Cricket team, and also a disciple of yours. We are taking up a tour abroad soon for a major championship. Do you have any advises for me and my team?
[A] Guruji - Son, you have Guruji’s blessings always. However, you must also not forget the fact that all what you have today is because of the almighty, and never forget to pay your tributes to him when you take up any new ventures. So call him right away and finalize the deal amount and signals to use, success is guaranteed.
[Q] Juhi from Juhu asks - Guruji, between men and women, who are more spiritual from your experience as a spiritual guru?
[A] Guruji - Dear Juhi, we cannot differentiate something that is universally applicable like spirituality by gender. However the way men and women prefer to experience spirituality is usually different from Guruji’s experience as a spiritual guide for the last 2 centuries. Most men like it on the rocks while women prefer it cocktail-ed.
[Q] Ramkumar asks - Guruji, is there anything common at all between science and religion ?
[A] Guruji - Yes my son - greed
Ok children, Guruji got to leave now. His blessings will always be with you, even if you or your next couple of generations don’t hear from him as he is taking up a long journey, in search of some of the ultimate truths of human life, and it is his desire to return only if he find them.
Guruji is here now with you, at your service, as his car is at service.
[Q] Fazil asks from Fazilka - Your holiness, whenever a natural calamity or human made disaster happen, news reports always assess the casualties in terms of how many innocent women and children were affected. Never how many innocent men were injured or succumbed. I know children are innocent. But should they differentiate between men and women when comes to innocence?
[A] Guruji - Son, innocence is a common trait. The differentiation is because of the way an individual comes to possess this quality. It is different for men and women. Women are innocent innately, circumstances turn them into monsters that they are not, such as the sight of an apparel shop. Men on the other hand are born crooks, circumstances make them act innocent. Circumstances could be a love affair or a wedlock. This difference also answers why there are more men than women in jails and stock markets across the world.
[Q] Biplab asks from Kolkata - Guruji, I’m an atheist and I think religions are the biggest blockades in the progress of we humans. They killed more people than world wars or epidemics in the past. Do we need religions ? Won’t this world be a better place without religions?
[A] Guruji - Son, by choosing to be an atheist, you have taken a wrong and evil path in life. You must change and lead a god-fearing and faithful life. The almighty has created this world and it is he who decided to have religions. We mere mortals should not question it. Now if you still insist in doing so, Guruji would like to ask you a question back - whether your faltu-forefathers will get us holidays if we abolish religions.
[Q] Anonymous asks - Your Holiness, I’m the captain of a national Cricket team, and also a disciple of yours. We are taking up a tour abroad soon for a major championship. Do you have any advises for me and my team?
[A] Guruji - Son, you have Guruji’s blessings always. However, you must also not forget the fact that all what you have today is because of the almighty, and never forget to pay your tributes to him when you take up any new ventures. So call him right away and finalize the deal amount and signals to use, success is guaranteed.
[Q] Juhi from Juhu asks - Guruji, between men and women, who are more spiritual from your experience as a spiritual guru?
[A] Guruji - Dear Juhi, we cannot differentiate something that is universally applicable like spirituality by gender. However the way men and women prefer to experience spirituality is usually different from Guruji’s experience as a spiritual guide for the last 2 centuries. Most men like it on the rocks while women prefer it cocktail-ed.
[Q] Ramkumar asks - Guruji, is there anything common at all between science and religion ?
[A] Guruji - Yes my son - greed
Ok children, Guruji got to leave now. His blessings will always be with you, even if you or your next couple of generations don’t hear from him as he is taking up a long journey, in search of some of the ultimate truths of human life, and it is his desire to return only if he find them.
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